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  Fun Comparisons Redux

  by Farkel in

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  the "star trek" comparison thread got me to rememberin' some of the other comparison topics i've done over the years.. this is for newer ones here who may like er, "punchy" comparisons.

  hope you have some fun with them.. gangs and dubs.

  al capone vs. judge rutherford".

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  These are Farkel classics, people!

  Read and learn.
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  Does anybody know how they elect new Governing Body members?

  by dgp in

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  now that "habemus papam", i was wondering how it is that someone in the watchtower becomes a member of the governing body.

  does anybody know?.

  and, how do they choose who gets to be a member of the corporations?.

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  They attach electrodes to the candidate's head.

  If nothing registers on the tape, he's the chosen one.
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  This Year Will Bring The End (T.F.D.S.) Estephan

  by Este in

  1. watchtower
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  i witnessed the cleansing of the heavens in the year 2004, like the birth pains of a women, or nine years........ an increase of lawlessness, the economic downfall, the trials and tribulations of the faithful and discreet are being fulfilled as we speak.......prepare for the return of jesus christ........and every eye shall see him........ the slave of jah and of christ....... estephan.

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  Este: " This is not a true statement, I have always claimed to be the slave at the time when it was revealed to me who I was...... "

  But, Estephan, it's been revealed to you so many, many times. And I'm sure it will continue to be revealed to you many, many times.

  Good luck to you, my multiple-personality friend.
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  This Year Will Bring The End (T.F.D.S.) Estephan

  by Este in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i witnessed the cleansing of the heavens in the year 2004, like the birth pains of a women, or nine years........ an increase of lawlessness, the economic downfall, the trials and tribulations of the faithful and discreet are being fulfilled as we speak.......prepare for the return of jesus christ........and every eye shall see him........ the slave of jah and of christ....... estephan.

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  mrsjones5: " So are you 'the slave' or 'the faithful and discreet slave'? "

  When it comes to Estephan, mrsjones, it doesn't really matter. I don't think there's a single character in the Bible that he has not claimed to be at one time or another.

  He's just a tender-hearted lunatic.
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  If you believed the Bible was the true word of God, you'd believe...

  by TTWSYF in

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  i dunnu, that jesus was/is worshipped perhaps.

  john 5;23 that all may honor the son just as they honor the father.

  whoever does not honor the son does not honor the father, who sent him..

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  ... in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, unicorns, the Loch Ness monster, yeti, extraterrestrial aliens, ESP, ghosts, and Elvis alive and well in Mudflap, Oklahoma.

  All of which are at least as, if not more than, plausible as believing the Bible is the true word of God.
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  I need some advice please!!! I'm torn on what to do.

  by Gojira_101 in

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  this morning i woke up thinking about a friend of mine, i will call her sara...here's some of the back story.. we grew up together and have always been good friends, even though we wouldn't stay in touch, we would just pick up where we left off.

  sara has always been different, and i never really knew what it was growing up, but i didn't care, she was my friend.

  so we lost touch for many years and then about 4 yrs ago when i went back to my home town, we reconnected.

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  Call her. The worst that can happen is that she rejects you as a friend. Unpleasant, but at least you tried.

  If you never call her, you will always wonder if you made the right decision and regret that you didn't try.

  I'm speaking from personal experience.
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  This Year Will Bring The End (T.F.D.S.) Estephan

  by Este in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i witnessed the cleansing of the heavens in the year 2004, like the birth pains of a women, or nine years........ an increase of lawlessness, the economic downfall, the trials and tribulations of the faithful and discreet are being fulfilled as we speak.......prepare for the return of jesus christ........and every eye shall see him........ the slave of jah and of christ....... estephan.

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  dazed: " AGuest...Is that you?

  Maybe she setup an alter ego? "

  No, it's not Aguest, who to my knowledge has never used an alter ego.

  This is Estephan, who pops up every now and again under new names, but his unique style of raving invariably gives him away. His elevator obviously doesn't go to the top floor, but he's a good-hearted nutter.
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  Are Women better dancers than Men?

  by moshe in

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  i have always heard women say that men can't dance.

  it seems they are right most of the time.

  peace,.

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  Fred Astaire.
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  This Year Will Bring The End (T.F.D.S.) Estephan

  by Este in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i witnessed the cleansing of the heavens in the year 2004, like the birth pains of a women, or nine years........ an increase of lawlessness, the economic downfall, the trials and tribulations of the faithful and discreet are being fulfilled as we speak.......prepare for the return of jesus christ........and every eye shall see him........ the slave of jah and of christ....... estephan.

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  este: " And in the last days,” God says, “I shall pour out some of my spirit upon every sort of flesh, and ? YOUR ? sons and ? YOUR ? daughters will prophesy and ? YOUR ? young men will see visions and ? YOUR ? old men will dream dreams; 18 and even upon my men slaves and upon my women slaves I will pour out some of my spirit in those days, and they will prophesy

  Is this a gift of schizophrenia(sp) ? "

  Yes, my poor delusional friend, it is.
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  Did Jesus have lawyers covering his Ass ?

  by smiddy in

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  2. child-abuse

  isn`t it amazing how the wtb&ts has a legal body, made up of course by baptized jehovahs witnesses , on their payroll, does that constitute a conflict of interest ?to defend accusations /allegations brought against them by former members of their own religion ?.

  how so called christianity has changed.

  your comments are always appreciated.

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  Lawyer "Billy Flynn" from the musical "Chicago":

  "If Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today and if he had $5,000 and he came to me, well, let's just say things would have turned out differently."